Author: Michael James Caughill

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That’s not a typo. We’re getting ice dams again. I hate those damn dams.

So you’re definitely not reading this right now.

…would the Horton hear a Houthi?

I don’t think the sales guy liked us lying down on his job.

Because it’s buried under two feet of snow.

And you can’t make us!

Then how come it’s chasing after me like I just stole its purse?

Our Frosty the Glowman actually looks like he belongs.

I would have been better off with a slushblower.

Or maybe a really big straw.