…would the Horton hear a Houthi?
We went shopping for a new mattress yesterday.
I don’t think the sales guy liked us lying down on his job.
Good thing it’s too cold to use the air conditioner
Because it’s buried under two feet of snow.

We haven’t taken down our Christmas tree yet…
And you can’t make us!

People say old age just creeps up on you…
Then how come it’s chasing after me like I just stole its purse?
Now that there is actually some snow on the ground…
Our Frosty the Glowman actually looks like he belongs.

I used my snowblower for the first time this year…
I would have been better off with a slushblower.
Or maybe a really big straw.
I want to know what case was on the iPhone that survived falling from the plane.
I could use a good case.
https://www.theregister.com/2024/01/08/apple_iphone_16000_drop/
If you listen to any random source of music long enough…
…eventually, it will play “Come On Eileen.”
I don’t know what it is about today
But I have an inexplicable urge to overthrow a small to medium government.